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The move to our brand new server (Dual Xeon 3.2ghz, 2gb ram, 2x 73gb SCSI HDs) is finally complete, as you may have noticed the site now loads without any hesitation during peak hours, and as promised all our members will receive an extra month of access to compensate the prolonged downtime.

(jul 19 2005, 8:47)

Ebay Whoring

This senseless whoring has to end, even Goldenpalace moved on to better things.

Jay-Z sure is pissed at them hoes,
The drunk unpaid coal miner,
The PS3 Grill & vacuum,
WTF?! Flipped Hummer,
It all makes sense now,
Sure Deodorant ad,
She has a head start,
Sexy Red Cross,
Control tire,
Audiobullys (Music Vid).

(may 24 2005, 3:04)

Strip & Invest

Playmate of the month of May Jamie Westenhiser will be ditching her modeling career to take up real estate investing. Either she's the smartest bunny ever or it's just another sign the US real estate bubble is about to burst.

View Centerfold,
Download Pictorial.

(may 23 2005, 5:42)

The coke diet

What’s going on with Lohan? Here’s a quick recap to refresh your mind, she went from this to this.

Livejournal users are freaks,
Nice woofer setup,
Bacardi Times Two,
Extreme Unicyling,
Beck epro (MusicVid).

(may 13 2005, 4:14)

Granny lovin' Farrell

How the mighty have fallen, one moment you're in a supermodel sandwich the next you're being rejected by a 69 year old.

Sounds sexy, now the results,
Polizei vs. Gendarmerie,
Worst dinning concept ever,
Elephants gone wild,
Parenting 'Don’t' #63,
What will drop first?,
Give him UPS!.

(may 04 2005, 5:33)

Pop Secret

Essential dating conversation material which definitely get you laid... ok probably not but at least it’s insightful.

Family Guy episode leaked .rm,
"Love affair with racism",
Keyra "the Assgirl" interview,
Circuit City (Music Vid).

(apr 23 2005, 3:27)

What a disgrace

It appears that the British public has the same kind of ghastly taste in woman as their future king. We can understand the number two spot, but Alba in the 57th?! And mutilated Tara Reid ahead of Catherine Bell?

Straight to the point,
Should go nice with the pants,
Lucky old Italian basterds,
Spine snapping fun.

(apr 21 2005, 4:55)

Einstein, the ladies man

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity".

Rmoto electric Superbike, Bottle of peroxide not included,
But can you play Tetris on it?,
Scrolling LED Buckle,
Hook up with convicts,
New Assgirl Vid,
Boobies (Music Vid).

(apr 19 2005, 3:11)

She looks smarter already

Someone should let Paris know that her lack of intelligence is not caused by blonde hair.

Lebron James ain't got game,
Just in time for spring,
Nice twist on a classic,
Pimp Your Ride,
Start-Up Sound,
Found Footage,
Believe (Music Vid),
Rahzel (Music Vid).

(apr 14 2005, 6:31)

Jessica Alba in GQ

Still haven't picked up the issue?

The Full Article,
Open for Business,
Photos & Scans.

(mar 17 2005, 3:49)

Anne's Wardrobe Choices

Or really lack there of never seems to disappoint, but it's all just teasing when compared to what we will be able to see in the directors cut of Havoc.

The 7 Series: Now Even Uglier,
Canadian Police at Work,
Pwned by Snow,
Erotic Car Wash,
Martin Solveig Rockin (MusicVid).

(mar 12 2005, 2:16)

Nicole lost some weight

We feel a bit sorry for the bodyguard, that whole get up can't be comfortable at the beach.

Like UT except it's only 3mb!,
So wrong, but oh so right,
Office Linebacker,
Out March 18th,
All new O.C.!,
Choco Party,
Hello?.

(mar 9 2005, 3:30)

Paris & Paris

So did she scream her own name while they were at it?

At least it covers up the stains,
The Pinnacle of Awesomeness,
Chappelle wants how much?!,
They're just asking for it,
She did It for science,
G5 LED clock mod
The Suck up,
We all miss the gates.

(mar 6 2005, 2:35)

Fasten your seat belts

Col Hamilton, long-time promoter at Irish super club Lush in Portrush, has teamed up with Smooth's Aaron McClelland to make C-Sixty Four. Sampling an old Commodores tune (C-64 sample a Commodores tune - geddit? No? ok then...)

On a Good Thing (Music Vid),
Radio_mix.mp3.

(mar 5 2005, 4:03)

Charlotte Church beat up her bf

Serves him right, you just don’t share that sort of personal information without leaking some kind of photographic evidence.

LiquidGeneration strikes again,
Don't cut in front of this guy,
Retro phones of the future,
Five Hour Drive + Abba,
Sofia directed this?,
I See Girls (Music Vid).

(mar 3 2005, 3:01)

Aguilera looks HOT!

It's been a while since these two have been used in the same sentence, but you have got to admit it she really cleans up well.

The Before:
What the hell was she thinking.

The After:
Now that's more like it.

(mar 1 2005, 02:44)

Poor Paris

Calling random people sure is amusing, but make sure you holler Lil'Jon and Pauly Shore first.

2:07 PM, October 5, 2004
Paris hilton entertainment
"..."
Call herve and lingerie store
Call maroon 5
Get birth control kill pill

Recorded calls,
Tiesto @ Disneyland!,
Pimpzilla theme for Firefox.

(feb 21 2005, 1:27)

Pair & a Spare

Profound philosophical advice from the gurus at Vice Magazine.

Only is Texas,
Wax in wax out,
Why isn't this on MTV2,
Be somebody like Mr. T.

(feb 18 2005, 01:41)

Blingin' in the Rain

Gene Kelly is da man but the ad is kinda tasteless and completely lacks creativity.

The Polo ad,
At least Paris called 911,
They get the job done,
I ain't feelin' that G,
Free Mulit!,
He's right.

(feb 17 2005, 00:08)

New Canon Rebel XT

Time to sell the old one on eBay?
8 MP, 3 fps, black body...

(feb 16 2005, 11:15)

M.I.A.

Her dad is a Sri Lankan freedom fighter (translation: instant "street cred") and her music is fueled with British, Sri Lankan, Carribean and Bimmer influences so we're betting that she will be big in 2005.

Galang (Music Vid).

(feb 16 2005, 21:18)

The retro trend continues

Another catchy and ridiculously looped track from the 80s that is sure to be a hit.

Star To Fall (Music Vid),
Best re-use of Waiting For a Star.

(feb 16 2005, 19:52)

Dion Sanders Returns

It might have been entertaining when George Foreman sold out, but Sanders? c'mon man you don't need the money that bad.

Nipple billboard,
I park like an idiot,
The Faces of Meth,
The new Fatboy Slim Video,
SI: Swimsuit 2005,
Hair donts.

(feb 16 2005, 12:58)

They're at it again

Ever wondered how many japanese girls can fit inside a phone booth? Just in case you didn't notice they are naked.

Oh la vache,
Free full album D/L,
Late Night (Music Vid),
Bushes (Music Vid).

(feb 15 2005, 12:46)

Heck yes!

The Napoleon Dynamite Low rider up for sale on eBay, so make sure you play Zapp & Roger's So Ruff, So Tuff while you cruise in it.

So Ruff, So Tuff.mp3.

(feb 14 2005, 3:17)

MissGodaddy.com

The Superbowl XXXIX ads might be considered old news by now but we bet you'd like to see more of Candice Michelle from that GoDaddy.com commercial.

Watch the Commercial,
Her iVolt Shoot (Preview). Tabasco Tanlines Commercial.

(feb 14 2005, 2:21)

Alizée's Pregnant

Wow she really let herself go...

Before & After.

(feb 12 2005, 11:38)

Vivre la France!

Melissa Theuriau is the kind of news anchor that stimulates the need for knowledge, we’ve got nothing against Christiane Amanpour or the charming Anderson Cooper but neither one of them could ever make things like ‘le déficit nationale’ & ‘des congédiements’ so profoundly fascinating.

Screen Caps & Videos.

(feb 12 2005, 11:38)

Look who's back...

So we’re finally back from our extend hiatus, I hope you’re not mad at us or anything because we have some catching up to do.

But before you dive in to the new content we'd highly recommend that you switch over to Firefox if you still haven’t done so, not only will the site load faster it will look and perform better too…

Firefox 1.0,
DownThemAll.

(feb 12 2005, 11:38)

It's called a Slip-O-Mat

But its really a panty vending machine made from an old condom dispenser. In Stuttgart, you can drop about $8 into one of these things, and get yourself a brand new pair of panties in a 'granny panty emergency'. This doesn't even approach the creepy factor of Japan's used panty vending machines, which were $50 each.

But then again we should all be used to their crazy antics by now.

(feb 12 2005, 11:38)

The RXT

Hummers are soooo gay. If you really want to drive a man's car, try this one. Ashton Kutcher and basketball star Jalen Rose already bought the pick-up trucks; Jay Leno is still thinking about it. The RXT is yours for only a lousy $70,000!

(feb 12 2005, 11:38)

Jan 10, 2005 - 3:49 pm

Ok.. who DOS attacked us? The womans rights group? That parents against porn association?

Jan 6, 2005 - 3:03 am

"You suck!" + Constantine Trailer + Poor 7 series + Playbot Calendar 2005 + John Stamoses dream came true + Flash, the way it was meant to be used + Getting a bad haircut won't be so bad anymore + NYE VRs + Finally as nice shot of that french bridge + Snorting Coke + Couldn't have chosen a better song.

Dec 29, 2004 - 2:18 pm

Petra Namcova barely survived the tsunami + LMNOP guy is da man! + Sweet paint job + Northstar V8 in a Golf + Lil' John's high school portrait + A graceful fall.

Dec 16, 2004 - 4:05 pm

Perfect for those office parties + The gift that keeps on giving + Kites to the EXTREME! + Trading Spaces Sex Tape + It's a good thing he's wearing a mask + Trend setter for 2005? + See this is what happenes when you don’t empty your trash bin + Another reason why you should carry a camphone + The 1-series is crap.

Dec 14, 2004 - 10:23 pm

White Noise + Mustang test drive + So the 'I was asleep' excuse really works + Wheelchairs the ultimate chick magnet + We have to import more of these + “The smell was unbelievable" + Where's the Christmas spirit.

Dec 11, 2004 - 12:51 am

AlterEgo Rocker (MusicVid) + Tramabapolie! + For your very own gangsta funeral + Victoria's Secret 2004 Christmas ad + Freestyle snowracer + All that poor innocent beer + Nice reaction + Commercial genius + That guy’s expression in the second pic is priceless + Prodigy Levi (MusicVid) + I see potential.

Dec 9, 2004 - 12:44 pm

More bodaciously buttock'd camgal + New S4.

Dec 6, 2004 - 5:05 pm

Nice gifts + Shitbegone Toilet paper + Great pillow substituts + Tivloi Satellite edition + NYC Before & After + Roadrage Flipbook + Badonkadonk + Don'ts + Trashy X-mas collection.

Dec 1, 2004 - 1:20 pm

Something brought from past + Login pillow + Glothong + Indian Students expelled after homemade MMS porn + Train wreck in progress.

Nov 28, 2004 - 11:21 pm

The perfect gift for the holidays + Miss world contestants + Big shout out de Harvard massiv + Hello Kitty laptop + Microsoft Interview Questions + Hilarious + Thong moblog + Shocking turn of events + 300C Chop Top.

Nov 22, 2004 - 3:28 pm

Bustedtees + Robodump + + Love Jam! + Get your retro Z7 + Get it on & My, My, My (Musicvids).

Nov 20, 2004 - 3:53 pm

Detriot and Indiana baseketball fight + Supersize Me ripoff + GTA: Lego City + ecotonaha + Smash my phone + Got an Ericsson K700? + Best mouse ever?.

Nov 19, 2004 - 10:20 pm

Photoshopped + The Worst Album Covers Ever + creative gift packaging + Victory + Morbid Icons + Emporio is def. housed in Iraq.

Nov 18, 2004 - 12:53 am

Some hot copy machine action... (Pop it in Firefox) + We need more of these on MTV2 + Portable Firefox + What's happenin' + Oh the irony + "If you was in Texas, I'd fry you" + G-strings out Granny Panties in + Mazda Developing New RX-7 + The 12 year old crack dealer.

Nov 17, 2004 - 1:57 pm

The drama continues (Gabe) + Sweet ride.

Nov 16, 2004 - 2:10 am

Steam Network stats + Nforce, Torrents.

Nov 15, 2004 - 1:55 pm

Temple Of Stars VR @ Burning Man Festival + Out of Touch (MusicVid) + The new 3 series mini site + Get some major street cred + (insert witty comment here) + Build your own projector for 300$ + Now that's a trick + Super soaker flame thrower.

Nov 13, 2004 - 5:30 pm

Psychological-operations truck rolled through the city of Fallujah blaring the theme song to the movie "Team America: World Police." + Impressive stuff + Only in Japan + O.D.B. RIP.

Nov 10, 2004 - 2:10 am

So what are the required credentials to become a judge + Best quiz show since Jeopardy? + Great idea poorly executed + The other main reason for motorcycle accidents + Clubs in Europe are fun indeed + The people in the background are priceless + Mad British Karate! + Where's the anisotropic bump mapping and shaders 3.0? realistic my ass + The play by play commentary were very insightful + Minibike Rollercoaster.

Nov 7, 2004 - 1:21 am

CNN News Web Site Features Bush Images with Derogatory File Names + P Diddy wants to be the next James Bond + Get brain.

Nov 6, 2004 - 12:39 am

Touching family moment + Simple yet brilliant + The Japanese Dell site is somehow more exciting + Get your Strack Condo + iloveyourshirt sickbasterds + Call on Me music video (the one with the hot gymnasiasts action) + Chicken fight + Carnalcookies.

Oct 10, 2004 - 10:33 pm

The month of September has been quite interesting to say the least, we were featured in FHM, which is unquestionably a very nice compliment and a superb way to expand our audience, but regrettably all those new visitors caught us with our pants down and in a matter of hours completely drained our bandwidth allocation for the entire month, so we had no other option but to shut down the free portion of the site.

We would like to thank everyone who pulled through and pitched in last month by donating and signing up for a new membership, without your help there would be no Purely Magazine.

Aug 30, 2004 - 1:39 am

Natalie Portman plays a stripper + Geek bling + Wing Chair + How to make booze + Chimp takes up smoking due to sexual frustrations + Funniest eBay scam ever.

Aug 20, 2004 - 10:38 pm

Volvo getting some action + Bears can get wasted too + Too funny + Spamusement + In 30 seconds + Do the lynndie + DO's & DON'Ts Book is finally out + yep, yep, yep...I'd have to!!! + Kids haul ass now, too + 206 ad + Robo-iPod + Toogle + Kiss for the camera + Shelby GR-1 + It doesn't get any cuter than this + EOS 20D + Best iPod case ever.

Aug 2, 2004 - 1:56 pm

Wouldn't it be cheaper to get it off a warez site? + Doom 3 Fanta ad.

Jul 29, 2004 - 1:58 am

Ding dong song + Hackysack.

Jul 18, 2004 - 1:00 am

In case you still haven't seen it + Yeah good stuff... + New iPod Monday.

Jun 29, 2004 - 3:10 pm

Make your own Pirate Radio Station iPod + Hiccupman cured + iPod your BMW + Women supermarket? + Iranian woman gives birth to frog + PowerPizza + Homerun! + Watch the pedestian.

Jun 19, 2004 - 12:30 pm

So The Terminal was based on a true story...

Jun 18, 2004 - 12:54 am

Hi-tech protesting + Bush Black Jack.

Jun 16, 2004 - 1:11 am

Rock, paper, scissors! + Gmail is too creepy? + Wonderful news + Gucci iPod Case + Bollywood Lesbian Flick + Another inspiring story + Cayenne Turdo @ eBay + Orac³ is finished! + Photoshop Detouching + eBay Marketing Genius + Flash Football.

Jun 14, 2004 - 1:32 pm

Lindsay Lohan is the latest `Pussycat Doll'

Jun 11, 2004 - 3:25 pm

Toronto 1 news *technical difficulties* + In my day... + Let the bad color not be seen + Victoria Secret Messup + Counting down the hours until the end of their career + Ding Dong Song + Biggest dumbass ever, and yet he's earning 150k/year!

Jun 6, 2004 - 1:33 pm

Bulldozer rampage + The Elisha Cuthbert dock icon + COKE + iRiver H300: w/ USB Host + J-Tony or Marc-opez?

May 28, 2004 - 12:20 am

Saucey + Worm Within: A real life horror story + davidhasselhoff.com/ + This was foreseeable + Coca Cola’s Nazi Adverts + Hitler was a vegetarian + Grand Canyon Display + Hover up his nose + Arctic Sea Ice Makeover + Miss Universe 2004.

May 20, 2004 - 5:36 pm

Google with thumbnails + MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack + Nice Store + Monkeys in College + This guy kicks ass + Music from TV commercials + Safety at work + They bring you the news.

May 14, 2004 - 12:04 am

E3 boot babes + Sony Vaio Pocket + A different 6800 vs. x800 + T-shirt folding, It works! + Mexican UFO mpg + The Exorcist In 30 seconds, by bunnies + Weird music + New 911 + Cybersex gone wrong.

May 8, 2004 - 2:28 am

Dual-Layer DVD burner + Tight + Get paid good money for no work + Belgian advertising + Now this is good adv. + Flea Cleaning Solutions + Olsen comic Pt.2 + Nail gun "accident" + Unexplained mysteries + Q.T. 007 Petition.

May 4, 2004 - 1:24 am

New iPod ad, great homicide tool as well + eBay wedding gown dude + Christ action figure + You know the end of the world is near... + FileDeposit.

Apr 30, 2004 - 12:51 am

Urine on Britney.

Apr 29, 2004 - 1:08 am

Iraq: The images you don't see + iTunes now with .WMA + 1 free song + Catwoman Leaked Trailer + Calling all CrackHeads...

Apr 23, 2004 - 2:11 am

eBay: DeLorean Time Machine ... or build your own + snazzy pin clock + Robo Cop + Kill Bill dolls.. I mean action figures.

Apr 19, 2004 - 10:09 pm

Mustang GT-R + Tron costume, fat man in tights + Sportsshooter's Best of 2003 + Crazy Ferrari drivers.

Apr 18, 2004 - 11:11 pm

Bush Asshole Mosaic + BMW Series 1 + Loftcube Project + Honesty + Foosball!

Apr 15, 2004 - 1:17 am

Bring back Connery! + Why would anyone buy that crap? + This totally kicks the Honda's 'MegaBlock' car's butt + '89 Cadillac Allante + OQO True pocket PC.

Apr 12, 2004 - 4:54 pm

As profoundly unsettling as having William Shatner and Playboy in the same sentence may be, his effort as a celebrity photographer actually turned out quite well... First Spock now Shatner who’s next Scotty?

Apr 10, 2004 - 1:19 am

Happy Easter + They gotta be kidding + Tyson The Bulldog + Oldest person 140! + Janet boob T-shirt + Worst movie ever?.

Apr 10, 2004 - 1:15 am

New Trailers: Kill Bill Vol. 2, + Spiderman 2, CG looks weak.. no shadows on spidy?.

Apr 8, 2004 - 12:59 am

Waste system resources + Matrix Rebooted + Buy black earbuds + 1 tough woman + If you are trapped in debris + Marge in Maxim + Hung is N°3 on Amazon, WTF?!.

Apr 1, 2004 - 1:11 am

Ghost Town, Incredible + Banner at the very bottom left of the page + Suicide Bomber Barbie + New Batmobile, WTF!? + Another reason why Canada is the best country in the world.

Mar 31, 2004 - 3:17 am

Dodgeball + Spiderman 2 + Seinfeld & Superman + Naked text + Perfect for messing around with people at work + Bah too much work.

Mar 30, 2004 - 2:47 am

Soft gel supports your wrist + GBA Movie Player + Multiplayer Killer Pool + Vote.